29 Men and One…Box? Meet the Suitors of The Bachelorette

29 Men and One...Box? Meet the Suitors of The Bachelorette

As if we weren’t tired enough already, ABC is playing games with us here.

Network Reveals Names, Faces, Age, Occupations and Hometowns of Men Just Dying for Hearts Katie Thurston, The newest star of The bachelorette, And there is some… nay. For some reason there are 29 men and a mysterious box. Instead of “Garrett, 29, a software marketing manager from Salinas, CA”, we get “??????, ??, ??????” Let’s get in a box.

You want to know our first guess what is in the box? A vibrator. Not only that, Katie’s last season will also be perfect with the now iconic limo entrance Bachelor, But it will also provide a genius twist. Katie could choose a man, or She could choose just one vibrator. You don’t have to worry about cheating the vibrator, or breaking up with you, or saying or doing anything that can be considered racist!

We are guessing that what is happening here is not, but wouldn’t it be fun if it were?

However, let’s look at some friends.


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